Animal lovers and activists rejoice *** brand new endangered pygmy hippo calf was just born and oh my God, she is *** cutie pie. Born at Scotland's Edinburgh Zoo. The pint sized pachyderm is just days old and is being closely monitored. And yet this, her name is Haggis. This thing writes itself. Haggis is already *** social media star, of course, leading the platform formerly known as Twitter all up Twitter, but maybe the best part her arrival provides *** much needed boon to the endangered pygmy hippo population which has reportedly dwindled to *** mere 2500 worldwide. The latest slick and shiny starlet also arrives in *** pop culture market already saturated with hippo hysteria and somehow hippo fans are hungry, hungry for even more seriously. People already be like moo dang mo like dang and don't even get me started on. That old has been Fiona, the hippo that hippo ain't hip no mo in fact, make way for *** New Fiona and *** green one at that. This Mississippi pit bull pup is the popular pick of the litter after popping out packing *** peculiar pigment which is typically attributed to *** temporary bile staining in the womb didn notice she was *** different color and then when she had another one, another one, first one is like *** different color. Keen on the green into it. The owners leaned naming the Pup Fiona after Shrek's big green, big screen. Better half the name will stick around but the key lime color probably not much like this Fiona's fame. This Fiona's stain will likely fade in time or take *** look at this. I'm Jeremy Roth.